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Ghostwriter for Founders, Execs & Brands · EST. 2019

I WRITE
RIDICULOUS
STUFF.

I WRITE // LinkedIn Posts Newsletters X Threads Keynotes Essays Launch Copy

Geary Works — I'm the ghostwriter founders and operators call when "just post more" stops being a strategy. I get inside your head, steal your voice, and write the posts, threads, newsletters and speeches that sound exactly like you — on your sharpest day. No AI slop, no committee mush, no cookie-cutter.

Words shipped
4M+
Avg. turnaround
72 HRS
Formats
10+
Based
USA / REMOTE

Selected Writing

THE
SAMPLES

[ 01 — 10 ]   Ten samples across ten platforms. Each opens the brief, the voice, the excerpt & the result.

01 / LINKEDIN POSTLINKEDIN · POST

THE FOUNDER STORY

A near-death founder story for a Series B CEO — the post that proved vulnerability outperforms the highlight reel. 2.1M impressions, +14K followers in a week.

LinkedInFounder BrandHook Craft
WRITING SAMPLEREAD
02 / NEWSLETTEREMAIL · ISSUE

THE
MARGIN

A weekly operator newsletter people forward to their boss. 47% open rate at 12K subs.

NewsletterB2BRetention
WRITING SAMPLEREAD
03 / X THREADX · THREAD

THE
CONTRARIAN

A nine-post thread that picked a fight with conventional wisdom — and won. 3.4M views, 22K bookmarks.

X / TwitterThreadViral
WRITING SAMPLEREAD
04 / KEYNOTESTAGE · SPEECH

OPENING
KEYNOTE

The first six minutes of a flagship conference keynote — written to land a standing ovation before a single slide of product. 4,000 in the room.

KeynoteSpeechwritingNarrative
WRITING SAMPLEREAD
05 / ESSAYOP-ED · ESSAY

THE FUTURE
OF WORK

A long-form argument that got an exec quoted everywhere. 180K reads, syndicated.

EssayThought Leadership
WRITING SAMPLEREAD
06 / MANIFESTOWEB · BRAND

BRAND
MANIFESTO

The line and manifesto a DTC brand built its entire launch around.

Brand VoiceManifesto
WRITING SAMPLEREAD
07 / PRODUCT LAUNCHWEB + EMAIL · LAUNCH

LAUNCH
DAY

Announcement, landing page and launch email for a startup's big day — copy engineered to convert the curious. #1 Product of the Day, 9K signups.

LaunchLanding CopyConversion
WRITING SAMPLEREAD
08 / VIDEO SCRIPTYOUTUBE · SCRIPT

THE
DOCUMENTARY

A documentary-style founder video script built for retention. 1.2M views, 70% average view duration.

VideoScriptRetention
WRITING SAMPLEREAD
09 / ANNUAL LETTERINVESTOR · LETTER

THE ANNUAL
LETTER

A CEO's shareholder letter in the Bezos tradition — investor-grade clarity, founder warmth. Picked up by the press.

Exec CommsLetter
WRITING SAMPLEREAD
10 / COLD EMAILOUTBOUND · SEQUENCE

THE COLD SEQUENCE

A three-email outbound sequence that reads like a human wrote it to one person — because it does. 38% reply rate, 21 meetings booked from one send.

Cold EmailSalesSequenceB2B
WRITING SAMPLEREAD

The Ghost

ONE VOICE.
YOURS.

Most ghostwriting reads like it was written by a committee that has never met you. Mine reads like you — because I do the unglamorous part first: I read everything you've ever published, sit in on the calls, and learn how you actually talk before I write a single word.

Then I disappear. The byline is yours. The voice is yours. The credit is yours. I'm just the person who makes sure the smartest thing you thought this week actually gets said — and said well — instead of dying in your drafts folder.

100%
In your voice
0
AI slop
Revisions till it's you

Capabilities

WHAT I WRITE

[ 06 FORMATS // ONE VOICE ]

01
Founder Brand
LinkedIn & X presence that compounds — posts and threads that build an audience while you sleep.
02
Newsletters
An owned audience that actually opens. Editorial strategy, voice, and a weekly issue that ships.
03
Thought Leadership
Essays and op-eds with a real argument — the kind that earns the room and the citation.
04
Exec Comms
Keynotes, shareholder letters, all-hands and internal memos. Words that carry weight in the room.
05
Launch Copy
Announcements and landing pages that convert curiosity into signups without the hype stink.
06
Scripts
YouTube and podcast scripts engineered for the hook, the hold, and the payoff.

How it works

FOUR STEPS,
ZERO HASSLE.

From "I should really post more" to publishing in your voice — without the Sunday-night dread.

01
The Intake
A 10-minute voice interview captures how you actually talk and exactly what you need written. You speak, I transcribe.
02
Voice Match
I turn it into a voice profile — your cadence, your words, your no-go list — so every draft sounds unmistakably like you.
03
Drafts
Publish-ready pieces on a schedule. Hooks that land, structure that holds, and zero AI smell.
04
Ship & Iterate
Light edits, fast turnarounds, and a voice that sharpens every round. You approve, you publish, you grow.

Questions

FAQ

[ THE THINGS EVERYONE ASKS ]

Will it actually sound like me?
That's the entire job. The intake captures how you really talk, I build a voice profile from it plus your existing content, and you approve every word. We revise until people who know you can't tell you didn't write it.
Isn't this just ChatGPT?
No — AI slop is the exact thing clients hire me to replace. This is real interviews, your real stories, and hard editing. Generic AI writing is why everyone sounds the same; the whole point here is that you don't.
Do I keep the credit? Is it confidential?
Completely. The byline, the ideas, and the credit are 100% yours — ghostwriting is invisible by design. I'm happy to work under NDA, and every sample on this site is anonymized.
How fast is the turnaround?
First drafts typically land within 72 hours, and ongoing work ships on a cadence we set together — e.g. three LinkedIn posts a week plus a weekly newsletter. Speed without the rushed feeling.
What does it cost?
There are per-project and monthly retainer options, scaled to the formats and volume you need. The intake gives me exactly what I need to send you a clear quote — no awkward discovery-call dance.
What if I don't know what I want yet?
Totally normal. Start the intake and pick "Not sure yet" — part of my job is spotting the highest-leverage format for your goals and telling you where to point the cannon first.

Hire the ghost

GOT SOMETHING
WORTH SAYING?

Skip the back-and-forth. The 10-minute intake interviews you — speak your answers, I capture your voice and exactly what you need written, and you get a brief I can run with. If the ideas are good and you move fast, we'll get along.

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